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Ma’s application clip appeared on the My Mom Cooks Better than Your Mom site along with clips from other potential contestants. There was, for once, little to keep me occupied as I waited for the big day and the arrival of Applesauce’s desired upgrades—a more powerful battery and transmitter, water-resistant horseclothes, QuietClop replacement hooves, and an earpiece-microphone combo pack that would enable us to communicate over great distances. I watched all the clips and upvoted Ma’s, even though the shucksters had ruined my editing work, adding crash zooms and dutch angles and a lurid voiceover from the host. They kept replaying the sequence when Dippy purposefully fumbled a roast and Ma screamed that she should’ve done the same with him as a baby. Truthfully, I doubted Ma would advance much further.
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